12 INSANE TIMES TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD

Number 6 Will Blow Your Mind!!!

We all want to shoot ourselves in the head in the most awesome and epic ways, but what if you can't think of one just radical enough? Read this list for the greatest ideas in the world on the topic of INSANE TIMES TO SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD!

  1. While watching modern movies based on cartoons you don't remember but which you know your elder brother loved
  2. While eating a bacon sandwich wrapped in bacon, with baconnaise
  3. While fighting a zombie pirate with a ninja
  4. While reposting pictures on all your social media sites without even checking to see whether or not the scary facts within them are true
  5. While in a box with a fox
  6. While holding an NES light gun with a real gun built inside
  7. While dancing with yourself, oh-oh, dancing with yourself, 'cause if you had the chance you'd ask the world to dance....
  8. While inviting me to play Bubble World or Farm Heroes or Generic Base Builder Game
  9. While making a pseudo-ironically self-referential entry in an edgy parody list
  10. While advertising to everyone that you ran for 20 minutes at a pace slower than a normal walk
  11. While going on a long diatribe about that one person who slightly inconvenienced you without ever mentioning names but we all know who it is don't we because now they're going to start some drama shit
  12. While pooping on the toilet (because everyone knows you poop when you die and that'll save some of the mess)